night out with friends
men:drink beer shots, watch sports, play pool or cards, check out girls, go home and sleep
women:dinner maybe a few drinks, conversation, notice a good looking man if he walks in go home and talk about your night.
sex
men: suck, in, bounce, bust, out
women: kiss, touch, let you get on top, orgasim, cuddle
dream date
men: fishing, drinking, greasy food, sex
women:good food, good conversation, bottle of wine, great outfit, sex
im fine
men:i am fine go away
women: i am not fine please notice
i had a bad day
men: have my favorite dinner ready and blow me
women: listen to me talk and tell me im right
does this make me look fat
men:shit why does she even ask
women:hes gonna lie why do i even ask
your friend hit on me
men:damn im hot
women:he is such a pig
lets go shopping
men:great i need a new drill
women: great i need new shows
on the peroid
men: shit ill stay away this week
women:please just tell me im pretty
putting a ring on it
men:can it be a mood ring so i know when i can talk to you
women:how many carots can i have?
pizza
men:yes easy and good
women:fuck another half hour on the treadmill
i lost 5 pounds
men:shit i cant tell, where did you lose it?
women:yes this not eating shit is working
oh shes cute
men:shes attractive but my girl looks better naked
women:hes such a pig
i love you
men:this woman has my heart
women:this man has my heart
my parents are coming
men:good i hope she cleans and cooks and acts like a good wife
women:fuck i gotta play the wife card now
almost everything triggers a different responce between men and women. we have to understand our differences to get along and make shit work